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Trail Trash #004: Shower Pressure So Weak I Just Gave Up and Used Baby Wipes


Location: A campground that shall remain nameless (because we hope they fix it)

Vibe: Damp. Disappointed. Lightly lemon-scented.


Listen — I’m not asking for spa luxury. When I roll into a campground and see they’ve got showers, I’m just hoping for three things:

  1. Hot water

  2. Privacy

  3. Water pressure that doesn’t come from a disinterested angel spitting through a straw

But this place?


This place made me rethink my relationship with dirt.


So there I was. Tired. Sweaty. Smelling like road trip regrets and truck stop taquitos.I gather my towel, my flip-flops, and my 3-in-1 body/hair/self-esteem wash, and I head to the bathhouse with hope in my heart.


I should’ve known.


The first red flag?The door creaked like it was trying to warn me.The second?There was a frog in the corner making direct eye contact.The third?

I turned the knob, and the shower let out a sound like a dying kazoo……and then produced a gentle mist, like someone whispering on my shoulder.

I stood there. Naked. Betrayed. The mist hit my arm and evaporated before it even made contact.


I stuck my hand in. Waited. Prayed.

Gave it a second.


Nope.

It was like showering under the breath of a dehydrated ghost.

So I made a choice.

I dried off. Walked back to the camper. And grabbed the real MVP of RV'ing hygiene: a pack of off-brand baby wipes I bought at a Love’s station in Arkansas for $1.87.

Do you know how humbling it is to stand in your rig, wiping your armpits with something that says “Soothing for Sensitive Bottoms”?

I do.

Now you do too.


Conclusion:If your campground shower feels like God sneezing on you from space — just embrace the wipes.

They’re cold.

They’re weird.

But they work.

And at least they don’t make eye contact like that damn frog did.


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